In love
Last night I met a girlfriend and her new boyfriend for a drink. I met her last Sunday for brunch and the first thing she said to me was "Guess what?! I'm in love!". I let out an appropriately excited shriek and gave her a congratulatory hug.
After we settled down, she proceeded to tell me about the guy. He's this and that and he's wonderful and terrific, etc.... Then she looked at me gravely and said, "And he is bald". I said "Well, bald is okay as long as he's good looking, but is he bald, bald or ring-around-the-head bald?" She said "The ring-around kind". I told her "Well, tell him to shave it all off, he may look better that way" and she said "But no! I love it!!". I said, "Oh my god! You ARE in love!"
After we settled down, she proceeded to tell me about the guy. He's this and that and he's wonderful and terrific, etc.... Then she looked at me gravely and said, "And he is bald". I said "Well, bald is okay as long as he's good looking, but is he bald, bald or ring-around-the-head bald?" She said "The ring-around kind". I told her "Well, tell him to shave it all off, he may look better that way" and she said "But no! I love it!!". I said, "Oh my god! You ARE in love!"
